Do you remember this time last year?

Memory is a strange feature of our brains; it is essential for everything we do (think for a moment if you had to learn every day to walk again as your brain had forgotten what to do.l.!). Yet it fails us so much.

Everyone you speak with lately is worried about the recession. We seem to have forgotten that it was this time last year we were discussing it.

Everyone you speak with lately is amazed at the billions that Mr Madoff has seemingly made disappear. Yet last year at this time billions had “disappeared” from Societe Generale.

Everyone you speak with lately is saying sales in the High Street are down because the Internet has taken away the trade. But that’s exactly the explanation for poor sales this time last year.

In other words, little has actually changed in the last year. Bricks and mortar retailers are still apparently surprised that the Internet is “stealing” their customers. Financial regulators still seem amazed that financiers could make off with money. And business people still think the recession is going to happen to other businesses but not their own.

The problem is a deep rooted psychological one – we hate change and have to adapt to it slowly. The recession was actually with us well over a year ago, but we didn’t want to accept it because it would mean too much change. The financial regulators know that there are serious problems with their industry, but to deal with it effectively would mean too much change. And High Street retailers accept in their heart of hearts that the Internet will eventually take away all their customers, but to handle that threat involves too much change.

So we all stick our heads where the sun doesn’t shine and hope it will all go away. Indeed, that’s exactly what most businesses seem to be doing right now. Few people are back at work – most of the UK is still “on holiday”. And that hasn’t changed from a year ago, either. Or the year before that, or indeed a decade before that. The “Christmas Season” seems to be getting longer and longer each year.

Right at the time we need to knuckle down and get on with things, we take a break. Meanwhile, over in China, India, and Korea, enterprising Internet marketers are – at this very moment – setting up businesses online that will steal your customers and marketplace.

No longer is it possible to hope that change is unnecessary, or that the recession will affect other people, or that you can carry on as normal. We are going to have to accept that radical change is vital to our business survival. Otherwise, this time next year I’m sure my “New Year Message” will be very bleak indeed.

In the meantime, if you realise that change is important in the coming year, but you’re not sure how to handle it, this Eight Step Model of change should help.

Word order doesn’t matter for marketers internet

Google doesn’t take into account the order of the words that you type into the search box – unless you tell it to by using quotation marks. Now, psychologists from Boston, USA, have found that humans don’t either.

It turns out that in familiar word pairs, such as “Internet marketing” if the words are the wrong way round, as in “marketing Internet”, we read them the way we expect them to be. So, you would read “management time” as “time management” or “networking social” as “social networking”.

Of course, you’d probably not be noticing any such thing in the words I’d just given you because you have been “primed” into seeing the effect. But for anyone who produces web sites it means you can have web pages that contain words in the “wrong” order that appear in the right order for humans. The benefit for anyone trying to gain higher search engine rankings is that the order of the words matters only a little.

So, for instance, you could write some text that ended one sentence with the word “marketing” and then started the next sentence with “Internet”. Humans would see “Internet marketing” as would Google. This helps because it means you don’t have to repeatedly use the same words on the page which would become boring to the reader and seem as repetitive to search engines.

In words other this new research shows us you can be more creative with your copy and your headlines, safe in the knowledge that your readers would get the real message.

Labour doesn’t understand the Internet – again!

Andy Burnham, the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport has shown, yet again, that Government fails to understand the Internet. In an interview with the Daily Telegraph he proposed that web sites should only be published once they have cinema style ratings so that parents would know what was acceptable for their children.

What tosh. Is he seriously expecting that every time anyone wants to publish something online they’d have to apply to some central agency who would then take several weeks to reach a decision? Is he seriously expecting that parents would take any notice? Is he seriously expecting that every nation in the world would follow suit?

He extends his idea by claiming that Internet Service Providers (ISPs) would then be forced to only provide access to material which has been approved in some way.

Apart from the fact that his ideas are completely unworkable, they’d also be impossible. Technically, you could connect to the Internet without an ISP anyway and besides which, if a British company felt they were restricted by the “approval process” it would only take a matter of minutes to set everything up abroad, out of the clutches of this paranoid Government.

Luckily, the Daily Telegraph itself thinks the plans are nonsense. In a comment piece they said the proposal would be unworkable, but also pointed out that it is down to parents to ensure that children do not access unsuitable material.

Thus it has ever been. Children do see 18-rated movies at a much younger age because they are lent the DVDs by kids in the playground. Children do listen to music with dubious lyrics because they can buy the CDs in the local High Street. Children do see pornographic magazines, because their older brothers let them have a peek.

We already have systems in place to prevent children from seeing what adults deem to be unsuitable. They don’t work because parents fail to ensure they work. Even if it were practicable to produce some system for the Internet (and it isn’t) it would fail because, like Mr Burnham, most parents do not understand the Internet. Once again, Labour’s ignorance of the way the Internet works shows us how important it is that adults learn more about the web in particular. After all, their children understand it very well indeed.

Happy Christmas 2008

Have a Happy Christmas. Thank you for reading my articles this year and I hope you have found them useful. Like many people I’m now taking a few days off and so I’m resting my fingers from the keyboard for a day or two (unless something suddenly provokes the writer in me…!).

So, have a good time with your family and friends. I hope Santa brings you everything you wanted – and I wish you and your loved ones a good, relaxing time this holiday season.

If, however, you simply can’t rest and want to know what to do with your web site to make it more profitable, just sign up for my report on web profitability…! Ho, Ho , Ho..!

Will you check your email on Christmas Day?

This time tomorrow you will have opened your Christmas presents, stuffed the turkey and could be onto your second glass of champagne. But will you have peeked at your email account at all?

Go on, admit it, you probably will do. Two years ago a survey suggested that a mere one in five people would be able to go without checking emails during the festive season. Others were going “to try” to avoid checking emails. In fact, for several years now, Internet Service Providers have been reporting that there is a surge of online traffic on Christmas Day – as these figures from 2004 show.

So why, oh why, do people feel the need to wander away from the mince pies in search of comfort at their PC? Why indeed. Partly, we no longer live within a stone’s throw of our loved ones, so we may well be getting messages from family around the country (or the world) on Christmas morning. Partly, we may just be curious – who else is daft enough to check their emails today of all days? Partly, we may want an excuse to break away from the mayhem in the kitchen.

It’s actually the same issue as “stocking up” in supermarkets. Today you will be able to go into your local supermarket and see people with shopping trolleys piled high with food and drink. Every year you can see people buying six loaves of bread. Why? My goodness, the shops don’t open again until – well, Boxing Day…! But we have a “siege mentality”. We do it because everyone else is doing it. And we deny we do it because everyone else denies they do it.

Checking your email on Christmas Day is not going to be that unusual. And most people will do it not because Great Aunt Maude will be sending a thank you message for the bath gels and chocolates you sent, but simply because everyone else is doing it and you don’t want to be left out. And you don’t want to be left out of denying you checked your messages – just like everyone else will do. You won’t be part of the crowd otherwise.

So, go on, check your messages if you must – don’t worry. Who knows you may even find an answer in them as to what to do with those six loaves of bread you bought this morning…!


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